Rules, the short version

OK, I'm not inciting anarchy, and there are rules, lots of them in fact.

To save the more impatient among you, here's a summary of the rules:

- use your common sense - if you wouldn't say it to your grandma, don't say it here

or in other words:

- be polite
- don't offend
- be clear
- of course, be kind, and rewind (no wait, you don't have to do that with DVDs)

Better yet, read the rules.